Beauty Secret, Cheap
I just saw a commercial disguised as a faux talk show.
The product was some wrinkle filler.
The "hostess" was consoling her "guest" who had "wrinkles".
Her 33 year old guest.
Or so the caption said.
Poor woman, you think.
A wrinkle problem now?
What will she do when she gets to be, say, 37?
Here's a clue.
Gain 15 pounds.
Nothing fills out those hollows like an extra daily doughnut.
Or whatever.
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Oily skin helps too. At 34, folks still ask me if I'm in school. Finally, I'm flattered. (It only took 15 years...)
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Wrinkle fillers at age 33? I suppose too much time in the tanning booth could make that necessary, combined with, as you say, an eating disorder resulting in extreme gauntness. But Lord, what will she be using when she's our age? I swear by my Palmer's cocoa butter lotion, it's the best!
Actually, I make my own moisturer: calendula steeped in olive oil.
I love you. Donut enabler.
I thought it was bear claws?
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